I might as well give up being a dick!

Well, you could have knocked me down with a feather as they used to say. I had to check my eyes twice when I went down to the plot on Sunday, for there on our little bench, was the tiniest cowboy just sitting there. No, I'm not seeing the little people, well yes, I suppose I am. I know he wasn't there on Friday he just moved in just like the creature who made the hole. There must be something inviting about our plot things just keep on turning up to our delight or not if they leave bones behind. Well all I can say is, 'howdy pardner', wherever you came from, you can join Pip. Now Pip is our newest member and he is there to keep an eye on the apples and plums. Why the name Pip? Yes you guessed we have great expectations in the fruit patch and Pip seemed just right for someone who will stand under an apple tree. At the rate we are gathering the ' odd folk' word must be getting around that there will be a party on our plot. I wonder who will turn up next? The Ladies Number One and a Half Detective is running out of clues so I give up...